Baby snake
My daughter caught a snake this morning. It’s a baby gopher snake and it’s the third we’ve found in the yard over the past year. So we were at a pet store this afternoon and I asked if they had frozen mice. The store employees were horrified. Apparently it’s a vegetarian kind of pet store.
I should have asked if I could buy a baby hamster.
Diet Pepsi and Coffee
I’m drinking diet Pepsi mixed with black coffee. S’good.
(Hmm, that looks like a tweet. I’m micro-blogging.)
Marshmallow fluff
You know how great hot chocolate is with marshmallows? Well, you can also use marshmallow fluff! It melts faster than marshmallows, and you probably get the equivalent of about 50 marshmallows in a tablespoon. It’s like the mashed up marshmallows you used to make when you were a kid, except that turned brown because you forgot to wash your hands.